Last week, the line up for Dover’s Firefly Music Festival 2015 was announced, except for one big headliner. Both The Killers and Kings of Leon are 100% confirmed. Even Morrissey is confirmed. But we know little or nothing about the mysterious 3rd headliner. Why is it a secret? Is he/she that good? It is a big surprise, or just a Photoshop mistake?
Our team made an extensive investigation for over 10 minutes to determine the possible surprise headliner. We filtered a list of 3,467 artists that fitted perfectly into the blurred area. These are the final results (please take it seriously).
It’s Britney bitch. Britney recently showed some interest in performing at the festival. “I have no idea where Firefly is, but I would love to visit it and take my playback show to the city.”
Paris Hilton has taken her music career very serious and she is now one of the most respected DJs in the world. The following video proves it.
Jonas Brothers recently announced their comeback and decided to add “The” to their name. One of the membeers (I don’t know his name) explained, “We added the word THE so people can identify us as an indie rock band. We want to follow the steps of bands like The Strokes, The White Stripes, The New Radicals..you know, those bands hipsters like.”
Firefly may introduce this year the hologram of Michael Jackson, to compete with other festivals that have use this same technique in the past. This would be the first show ever performed entirely by a hologram of a dead artist.
Maybe there are two headliners and not only one?
Nicki Minaj and her Anaconda may be coming this year to Firefly. Festivals need to bring successful pop artists if they want to attract young music fans. Pitbull would be perfect to close day 2 of Firefly.
Beyoncé twice. America loves Beyoncé, so why not hire her for day 3 and 4 of the festival? It is said that this was a suggestion made by Kanye West.
Nah, we don’t think so.